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Jennifer Lynn
HOt EVW News anchor

Newly signed EVW News Reporter, Jennifer Lynn, is an aspiring CNN News anchor. So Extreme Vampyr was impressed with her rebellious reporting and writng that he offered her a full-time gig as reporter for the EVW News and as a backstage interviewer.

She just signed a 2 year deal with Extreme Vampyr Wrestling Friday March 18th, 2011. She now oversees all EVW News reports and content that appears at EVW News.com .

Little is known about this woman, but if shes alligned herself with the likes of the Extreme Vampyr than she must have a twisted side to her.

Live!: EVW - Press Conference 1 - 03-25-2011

Press Conference 1
The Vampyr Lair (EVW Arena)
March 25th, 2011

1.1 - INT. - VAMPYR LAIR - (VAMPYR'S CONFERENCE ROOM) - (NIGHT)


JENNIFER LYNN walks up to the platform and introduces us to the conference.

LYNN:

Thank you all for coming and watching us around the world. This is the historic "first ever" EVW Press Conference.
(pauses)
So without any further ado, heres the leader of the EVW, ... The Extreme Vampyr!!!

EXTREME VAMPYR now walks up to the screen with a sneer on his face.

VAMPYR:

What's up G's?
(pauses)
Thats right, here I am, bitches! I'm alive and well. And i will be for a while. Now let's get to business cause i'm so excited, my dick is diamond hard as we speak.
(chuckles)
First act of business...EVW Death of the Champions will premiere on Friday May 27th, 2011. Exactly 9 weeks from tonight at 8 PM eastern standard time.

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EVW - Death of the Champions
coming soon



Update: EVW Press Conference tonight!

Tonight is the night Extreme Vampyr will deliver the very first EVW Press Conference.

I have it on good notice that Vampyr will deliver a shocking announcement and might even have a few guests as well. Plus Vampyr will announce the date of the first ever EVW Death Of The Champions show. Also a list of superstars who have agreed to be at the debut.

Vampyr will also comment on his overdose and recent accusations that he is not suitable to run the company.

Plus other announcements as well. Stay tuned here or at the site. Twitter, Facebook, etc. ...

Jennifer Lynn,
EVW News

Jennifer Lynn

Newly signed EVW News Reporter, Jennifer Lynn, is an aspiring CNN News anchor. So Extreme Vampyr was impressed with her rebellious reporting and writng that he offered her a full-time gig as reporter for the EVW News and as a backstage interviewer.

She just signed a 2 year deal with Extreme Vampyr Wrestling Friday March 18th, 2011. She now oversees all EVW News reports and content that appears at EVW News.com .

Little is known about this woman, but if shes alligned herself with the likes of the Extreme Vampyr than she must have a twisted side to her.

Original Extreme Vampyr logo 1



Extreme Vampyr logo (original)


This is before he turned evil, psychotic, and delussional.

News: Press Conference moved

This Friday's press conference has been pushed back to Friday March 25th, 2011.

Scheduled will be the announcement of the main event for EVW Death Of The Champions... Plus the date of the world premiere and a rundown of EVW signees to the roster.

EVW News Reporter,
Jennifer Lynn

thanks

Thanks to all followers ..stay tuned!!!

News: Press Conference postponed

Due to the wrath of mother nature and recent chain of events, the scheduled "special press conference to be held Tuesday was postponed.

The new date and time will be announced soon.

EVW News Reporter,
Jennifer Lynn

Report: Japanese wrestler unable to make EVW debut

Japanese wrestling sensation, M. Spirit, has informed EVW News that he will be unable to compete at the EVW world premiere.

He was supposed to be the special announcement Extreme Vampyr would make at tomorrow night's "live" press conference.

But due to the tragic earthquake and tsunami incidents in Japan, he is forced to stay and help his country recover from this shocking event.

"I am very sorry and regret not being able to compete for my friends' new company. He showed respect by deciding to add me to his roster. Even though i do not agree with his vision or new attitude. I am also sorry if i let any of my dedicated fans down who were hoping to see me." the Japanese Superstar said when asked to comment about the decision.

What does Extreme Vampyr have left to announce tomorrow night? And what will Vampyr have to say about this huge disappointment? And will the Press Conference even take place now?...

Stay tuned to EVW news and EVW.com for more updates.

EVW News Reporter,
Jennifer Lynn

Report: Extreme Vampyr overdoses but recovers

Early Thursday morning, March 10th, 2011, EVW Owner Extreme Vampyr was found unconscious after a night of "partying" and intense alcohol ingestion.

Word is that Vampyr was with his agent amongst other "friends" including strippers and prostitutes.

There was a great amount of drugs and other substances found at the scene. Also, illegal substances were found in Vampyr's system which is believed to cause his body to shut down.

4 hours after being admitted to a local emergency room, Vampyr awakened and quickly demanded to be released from the hospital.

After a quick check up on vital signs, Vampyr was released and no criminal charges were filed against the EVW owner.

Vampyr was asked if this incident would tarnish the "image" of the EVW or stop production?, Vampyr stated, "What are you fucking kidding me? ... If anything this would help the EVW product. This is what the EVW is all about. When shit hits the wall you gotta clean that wall up so there will be room for more shit to hit it. Thats life."

Also Vampyr announced that he will give away details about the impending debut of the EVW.

EVW News reporter,
Jennifer Lynn

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EVW will not die!

(EVW News Update)

Despite being found unconscious early Thursday morning, EVW Owner, Extreme Vampyr vows that EVW and its empending debut WILL go forward as planned.

"Just any other night in the life of a vampyr.", said a very drugged up yet very alive Extreme Vampyr from his hospital bed.

Extreme vampyr also mentioned an announcement about the debut show. More to come.

- EVW News

Extreme Vampyr still alive!!!

An apparent night of constant partying has taken its toll ... but he is still breathing but still unconcious ... more to come

Breaking News!!!

BREAKING NEWS!!! - Extreme Vampyr found unconcious in home ... more details to come

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The Vampyr Lair!

So as creator and owner of "Extreme Vampyr Wrestling", Extreme Vampyr promises to develop a different kind of "sports entertainment". Something that will stand out from all the other bullshit that is being forced down the throats of dedicated pro wrestling fans.

And he has decided to run his shows from a very unique location. An abandoned warehouse. There is a reason this place has been abandon and left for destruction.

This place has been accused of being haunted. Many people through the years have claimed they have seen ghosts, orbs, shadows moving, and all the shit haunted places do. But there have also been many claims of walls bleeding, babies crying, and numerous murders among other hideous acts. And having this location being in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Central California, gives this place a very creepy feeling to it.

And this attracted Vampyr right away. The wheels in his sadistic head started to turn at a very rapid pace.

So he has bought the property and can now do what ever he wants with it. And he is going to run his television show live every Friday night at midnight til the witching hour. Why would he do this? Obviously it would be a great gimmick and marketing decision to attract and create interest and curiosity in his product.

But this is Extreme Vampyr we are talking about. Something wicked and straight out fucked up runs through his crazy little head. His intentions are a little more darker and specific than that. But of course no one really knows what Vampyr is thinking.

Very soon the building and its reconstruction will be completed and Vampyr will launch his wrestling promotion and its television product. And Vampyr has already deemed the place .... "The Vampyr Lair".

Extreme Vampyr

A man driven to darkness. A soul forced to suffer. And a heart sickened with malice. This describes a man who used to fight against the demons that tried to destroy him. Now he lives embracing his own demons in his quest to avenge those who he feels has done him wrong.

This man is ... Extreme Vampyr.

In his evil quest of terror, Vampyr vows to launch his own business in order to compete and run his last employer's company to the ground.

See, ... Vampyr was recently forced to quit his old job. Months of bullshitting with the boss and his "hired help" had gotten him running in circles and getting him nowhere. Add that to his constant complaints of being misused and under appreciated and Vampyr was not a happy blood thirsty mother fucker.



Extreme Vampyr
 - (Asshole of the Year!)-

 Followers of Vampyr agree with his psychotic accusations. Arguing that Vampyr has a legitimate complaint about being misused and such. While the majority thinks Vampyr is a bitter, desperate, and insane man who can't handle certain aspects of life that the road had in front of him. This seems to be the issue, but be as it may, Extreme Vampyr beats off to the march of his own drum.

Extreme Vampyr is a professional wrestler. What??? Yes. This mass murder about to happen of a human being is a professional wrestler.

Back in the day, but not too long ago, Vampyr was the wrestling businesses brightest star. He was the angel on top of the Christmas tree. Great all around athlete with the skill to pull any move off and compete in epic matches. He lived and breathed pro wrestling and the business.

Everyone loved him. He possesses a massive aura of charisma that no one else has had in the history of the business. Kids worship his every move and every word he says. The perfect role model. And he made a great public image for the wrestling business.

Somewhere along the line, he got caught up with own bullshit and became the over baring, incompassionate, asshole embodying the earth, that we all know today.

... this delusional prick hasn't even sank his teeth into what he has in store for the world.

Now Vampyr is about to launch his new indie wrestling promotion. EVW. Extreme Vampyr Wrestling. Very soon ... fuck, any day now, Extreme Vampyr and the EVW will make their world premiere with an event promised to be worth your while.