Saturday, March 12, 2011
Friday, March 11, 2011
EVW will not die!
(EVW News Update)
Despite being found unconscious early Thursday morning, EVW Owner, Extreme Vampyr vows that EVW and its empending debut WILL go forward as planned.
"Just any other night in the life of a vampyr.", said a very drugged up yet very alive Extreme Vampyr from his hospital bed.
Extreme vampyr also mentioned an announcement about the debut show. More to come.
- EVW News
Despite being found unconscious early Thursday morning, EVW Owner, Extreme Vampyr vows that EVW and its empending debut WILL go forward as planned.
"Just any other night in the life of a vampyr.", said a very drugged up yet very alive Extreme Vampyr from his hospital bed.
Extreme vampyr also mentioned an announcement about the debut show. More to come.
- EVW News
Thursday, March 10, 2011
Extreme Vampyr still alive!!!
An apparent night of constant partying has taken its toll ... but he is still breathing but still unconcious ... more to come
Breaking News!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!! - Extreme Vampyr found unconcious in home ... more details to come
The Vampyr Lair!
So as creator and owner of "Extreme Vampyr Wrestling", Extreme Vampyr promises to develop a different kind of "sports entertainment". Something that will stand out from all the other bullshit that is being forced down the throats of dedicated pro wrestling fans.
And he has decided to run his shows from a very unique location. An abandoned warehouse. There is a reason this place has been abandon and left for destruction.
This place has been accused of being haunted. Many people through the years have claimed they have seen ghosts, orbs, shadows moving, and all the shit haunted places do. But there have also been many claims of walls bleeding, babies crying, and numerous murders among other hideous acts. And having this location being in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Central California, gives this place a very creepy feeling to it.
And this attracted Vampyr right away. The wheels in his sadistic head started to turn at a very rapid pace.
So he has bought the property and can now do what ever he wants with it. And he is going to run his television show live every Friday night at midnight til the witching hour. Why would he do this? Obviously it would be a great gimmick and marketing decision to attract and create interest and curiosity in his product.
But this is Extreme Vampyr we are talking about. Something wicked and straight out fucked up runs through his crazy little head. His intentions are a little more darker and specific than that. But of course no one really knows what Vampyr is thinking.
Very soon the building and its reconstruction will be completed and Vampyr will launch his wrestling promotion and its television product. And Vampyr has already deemed the place .... "The Vampyr Lair".
And he has decided to run his shows from a very unique location. An abandoned warehouse. There is a reason this place has been abandon and left for destruction.
This place has been accused of being haunted. Many people through the years have claimed they have seen ghosts, orbs, shadows moving, and all the shit haunted places do. But there have also been many claims of walls bleeding, babies crying, and numerous murders among other hideous acts. And having this location being in the middle of nowhere, somewhere in Central California, gives this place a very creepy feeling to it.
And this attracted Vampyr right away. The wheels in his sadistic head started to turn at a very rapid pace.
So he has bought the property and can now do what ever he wants with it. And he is going to run his television show live every Friday night at midnight til the witching hour. Why would he do this? Obviously it would be a great gimmick and marketing decision to attract and create interest and curiosity in his product.
But this is Extreme Vampyr we are talking about. Something wicked and straight out fucked up runs through his crazy little head. His intentions are a little more darker and specific than that. But of course no one really knows what Vampyr is thinking.
Very soon the building and its reconstruction will be completed and Vampyr will launch his wrestling promotion and its television product. And Vampyr has already deemed the place .... "The Vampyr Lair".
Extreme Vampyr
A man driven to darkness. A soul forced to suffer. And a heart sickened with malice. This describes a man who used to fight against the demons that tried to destroy him. Now he lives embracing his own demons in his quest to avenge those who he feels has done him wrong.
This man is ... Extreme Vampyr.
See, ... Vampyr was recently forced to quit his old job. Months of bullshitting with the boss and his "hired help" had gotten him running in circles and getting him nowhere. Add that to his constant complaints of being misused and under appreciated and Vampyr was not a happy blood thirsty mother fucker.
Followers of Vampyr agree with his psychotic accusations. Arguing that Vampyr has a legitimate complaint about being misused and such. While the majority thinks Vampyr is a bitter, desperate, and insane man who can't handle certain aspects of life that the road had in front of him. This seems to be the issue, but be as it may, Extreme Vampyr beats off to the march of his own drum.
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| Extreme Vampyr - (Asshole of the Year!)- |
Extreme Vampyr is a professional wrestler. What??? Yes. This mass murder about to happen of a human being is a professional wrestler.
Back in the day, but not too long ago, Vampyr was the wrestling businesses brightest star. He was the angel on top of the Christmas tree. Great all around athlete with the skill to pull any move off and compete in epic matches. He lived and breathed pro wrestling and the business.
Everyone loved him. He possesses a massive aura of charisma that no one else has had in the history of the business. Kids worship his every move and every word he says. The perfect role model. And he made a great public image for the wrestling business.
Somewhere along the line, he got caught up with own bullshit and became the over baring, incompassionate, asshole embodying the earth, that we all know today.
... this delusional prick hasn't even sank his teeth into what he has in store for the world.
Now Vampyr is about to launch his new indie wrestling promotion. EVW. Extreme Vampyr Wrestling. Very soon ... fuck, any day now, Extreme Vampyr and the EVW will make their world premiere with an event promised to be worth your while.
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