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Thursday, March 10, 2011

Extreme Vampyr

A man driven to darkness. A soul forced to suffer. And a heart sickened with malice. This describes a man who used to fight against the demons that tried to destroy him. Now he lives embracing his own demons in his quest to avenge those who he feels has done him wrong.

This man is ... Extreme Vampyr.

In his evil quest of terror, Vampyr vows to launch his own business in order to compete and run his last employer's company to the ground.

See, ... Vampyr was recently forced to quit his old job. Months of bullshitting with the boss and his "hired help" had gotten him running in circles and getting him nowhere. Add that to his constant complaints of being misused and under appreciated and Vampyr was not a happy blood thirsty mother fucker.


Extreme Vampyr
 - (Asshole of the Year!)-
 Followers of Vampyr agree with his psychotic accusations. Arguing that Vampyr has a legitimate complaint about being misused and such. While the majority thinks Vampyr is a bitter, desperate, and insane man who can't handle certain aspects of life that the road had in front of him. This seems to be the issue, but be as it may, Extreme Vampyr beats off to the march of his own drum.

Extreme Vampyr is a professional wrestler. What??? Yes. This mass murder about to happen of a human being is a professional wrestler.

Back in the day, but not too long ago, Vampyr was the wrestling businesses brightest star. He was the angel on top of the Christmas tree. Great all around athlete with the skill to pull any move off and compete in epic matches. He lived and breathed pro wrestling and the business.


Everyone loved him. He possesses a massive aura of charisma that no one else has had in the history of the business. Kids worship his every move and every word he says. The perfect role model. And he made a great public image for the wrestling business.

Somewhere along the line, he got caught up with own bullshit and became the over baring, incompassionate, asshole embodying the earth, that we all know today.

... this delusional prick hasn't even sank his teeth into what he has in store for the world.

Now Vampyr is about to launch his new indie wrestling promotion. EVW. Extreme Vampyr Wrestling. Very soon ... fuck, any day now, Extreme Vampyr and the EVW will make their world premiere with an event promised to be worth your while.

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