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Monday, March 14, 2011

Report: Extreme Vampyr overdoses but recovers

Early Thursday morning, March 10th, 2011, EVW Owner Extreme Vampyr was found unconscious after a night of "partying" and intense alcohol ingestion.

Word is that Vampyr was with his agent amongst other "friends" including strippers and prostitutes.

There was a great amount of drugs and other substances found at the scene. Also, illegal substances were found in Vampyr's system which is believed to cause his body to shut down.

4 hours after being admitted to a local emergency room, Vampyr awakened and quickly demanded to be released from the hospital.

After a quick check up on vital signs, Vampyr was released and no criminal charges were filed against the EVW owner.

Vampyr was asked if this incident would tarnish the "image" of the EVW or stop production?, Vampyr stated, "What are you fucking kidding me? ... If anything this would help the EVW product. This is what the EVW is all about. When shit hits the wall you gotta clean that wall up so there will be room for more shit to hit it. Thats life."

Also Vampyr announced that he will give away details about the impending debut of the EVW.

EVW News reporter,
Jennifer Lynn

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